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Lyrics & Music by Martin Shears


She - has a smile I can't forget
She - took me higher than a jumbo jet
She - could be my Juliet
She - will be mine if you wanna bet

And I need her
So I'll swim across the Nile
I'll get a cool hairstyle
I'll walk right down the aisle for she

She - always likes to make the scene
She - looking good in leather jeans
She - want to sink my submarine
She - starring in my naughty dreams

And I want her
So I'll bring her lemonade
I'd get her kitty spade
Then sing a serenade for she
I'd do a monkey dance
Leave home without my pants
All for a sweet romance with she

And when she's feeling down
I'll take away her frown
And when she comes undone
I'll sew her buttons on
And if she breaks my heart
I'll keep the biggest part
She fits me like a glove
I'm gonna give my love to - She

So I'll go and mow the lawn
Get rid of all my porn
I'll take Hulk Hogan on
I'll die and be reborn, yeah
I'll mend her broken wing
I'll wear a wedding ring
I'll do most anything for - She


from One Liners, released May 15, 2020
Martin Shears: Vocals, Guitars, Bass
Gary Bruzzese: Drums

Recorded by Andy Kern & Martin Shears
Mixed by Martin Shears
Mastered by Andy Wilson


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Martin Shears South Lake Tahoe, California

"I tend to write songs from my experience with human weirdness whether it be my own or somebody else's. We're all just trying to figure out how to contribute to each other without losing ourselves. People are complicated and I enjoy trying to capture that in 4 minutes or less." ... more

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